- Matt Bradley: We've been talking and feel you could be a little more respectful of our stuff.
- Barry Goldberg: When am I disrespectful, stupid Matt Bradley?
- 'Naked' Rob Smith: For instance, you constantly use my toothbrush.
- Barry Goldberg: To clean the shower, so you're welcome.
- Matt Bradley: Also, every time I get home from work, you ninja surprise me with a bo staff to the belly.
- Barry Goldberg: I thought you were a burglar!
- Matt Bradley: Six times?
- Andy Cogan: And you ate my allergy medicine.
- Barry Goldberg: I regret that one, tasted real bad.
- Matt Bradley: So you're gonna change your ways and become a better room mate?
- Barry Goldberg: Over some ticky tack stuff like wearing your shirts and socks and underwear?
- Matt Bradley: What?
- 'Naked' Rob Smith: Plus, when we talk, you always interrup...
- Barry Goldberg: Silence! Okay! You made your mediocre case, JTP and since it's the season of forgiveness, you'll be happy to know I forgive you for attacking me in my own home.
- Matt Bradley: I apologise for using this language, but Barry's a crummy room mate!
- Andy Cogan: It's like no matter what we say, he still wears our underwear.
- 'Naked' Rob Smith: Tasty needs to be stopped.