Shiva Baby (2020)

Deborah Offner: Ellie

Quotes 

• Ellie : Listen to your mother and don't marry anyone til you've slept with what, at least 10 people...

  Debbie : Well, maybe less.

  Ellie : Because you're gonna end up with one, and you'll be wiping his arthritic ass for the rest of your life.

• Ellie : Who the fuck brings a baby to a shiva?

  Debbie : She doesn't know. She's not Jewish.

  Ellie : What do you mean? You told me she converted.

  Debbie : Converted, shmerted! She doesn't even know how to say rugelach!