Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank (2008)
Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger
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Quotes
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[Monk, Natalie, Disher, and Stottlemeyer have been sealed in a bank vault by a crooked employee]
Adrian Monk : I'm gonna die, right here.
Natalie Teeger : No, you are not!
Adrian Monk : You're right.
[gets up and moves to another corner]
Adrian Monk : I'm gonna die over here. I call this spot. The rest of you can die somewhere else.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : That's it. Monk is no longer the morale officer.
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Tiny Werner : [on the subject of some jewelry that Peter Crawley sold to him] He said this belonged to his grandmother.
Natalie Teeger : You believed him?
Tiny Werner : I believe everyone: it's store policy.
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Natalie Teeger : [spots Randy, who has frozen still as he practices to become a Living Statue] Randy? What are you doing?
[no response. Natalie blushes]
Natalie Teeger : Hello? Are you all right?
[She walks in a circle around him, but he is still frozen]
Natalie Teeger : Oh, my gosh... tickle, tickle, tickle!
[tickles Randy hoping that he will react]
Natalie Teeger : All right...
[starts to walk away, then turns back and jumps off the floor and onto Randy's shoulder. He still doesn't move!]
Natalie Teeger : I'm taking these two pencils and I'm gonna stick them up your nose.
[puts one in one nostril]
Natalie Teeger : That's number one.
[puts one in the other nostril]
Natalie Teeger : And number two.
[Still no response from Randy, who now looks rather like a frozen walrus with pencil tusks]
Natalie Teeger : Our tax dollars at work.