Madame's Place (TV Series)

Come Fly with Me (1982)

Susan Tolsky: Bernadette Van Gilder

Quotes 

• Bernadette Van Gilder : Oh, dear! Here is another one of those letters from that weirdo. He has sent Madame a letter every day this week!

  Sara Joy Pitts : Well, how do you know it's from the same guy?

  Bernadette Van Gilder : Well, hardly anybody uses stationary depicting Ozzy Osbourne biting off Snoopy's head.

• Bernadette Van Gilder : Sara Joy, dear, lesson number one in answering fan mail is never handle pages that are stuck together.