- Dylan Krieger: Everybody is scared in one way or another, to be who we are, to change who we are, to reveal who we are?
- Eric: I don't believe in jealousy
- Dylan Krieger: I don't believe in getting pimples either, but it happens
- Dylan Krieger: I'm not waiting for a ring, I'm waiting for a life. I just wanna have a relationship. I wanna have sex on a regular basis, get kissed in the morning, and do ridiculous boring thing together, is that too much to ask? Without having to figure out whether you're whole philosophy on monogamy is genetically programmed.
- Dylan Krieger: Excuse me. Eric, is the kind of guy who, if you were married to him and got cancer, would give you a lecture about all the toxins in the air and how if only you had not bought that detergent, you'd be fine.
- Lisa: So, you don't like him. But you're already marrying him.
- Debra: How is that you go so fast from meeting someone, to "he's the love of my life", to "you can't have him anymore, sorry"