Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room (2007)

Holland Taylor: Evelyn Harper

Quotes 

• Evelyn : [Jake is complaining about having fruit for breakfast]  Oh. Well, I'm sorry, sweetheart. If I'd known you were coming, I'd have stocked up on crap.

  Jake Harper : Well, maybe we can go crap shopping later.