- Self - Host: Oh you'll like this one: a camel, a cow and a donkey were found wandering down a Kansas road. They told police: 'Hey, we got lost, we were trying to find a setup to a Norm MacDonald joke.
- [Norm MacDonald gets up and pretends to leave]
- Kevin Nealon: Norm, do you ever get confused, eh, for me? 'cause a lot of times people call me Norm. MacDonald.
- Norm MacDonald: Oh yeah, a lot of times people call me that, too.
- Dennis Miller: I was just in the Himalayas, I'm not kidding, on a vacation. I texted Norm in the middle of the night, I go 'Norm, I'm in the Himalaya mountains'. Within two minutes he texts back and says 'Drink a cask of wine and fight for the honor of a local whore.'