. . . perpetrated against the Sentinels of America's formerly grandiose forests by Big Timber. Encountering a couple of 5,000-year-old West Coast giants, the representative Brutish lumberjack featured here immediately pledges to reduce these primeval wonders to toothpicks! Such anti-social sentiments represent the feelings of lawless vandals rather than responsible professionals. But Big Timber uses the obscene profits it rakes in to bamboozle weak-minded citizens into supporting mercenary chainsaw massacres. It will take at least another 6,000 years to undo Big Timber's myriad crimes against America.
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