Corner Gas (TV Series)

Dark Circles (2007)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

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Quotes 

• Salesman : [at Corner Gas]  I like you. I'm gonna put you down for 20 boxes.

  Brent Leroy : 20? I can't afford...

  Salesman : I'm doing you a favour, but no discount unless you order 30 boxes.

  Brent Leroy : No, what I want is...

  Salesman : [writing purchase order]  - 30 boxes. You got it. Nice doing business with you, buddy boy.

  [he passes Lacey on his way out] 

  Lacey Burrows : That guy just winked at me.

  Brent Leroy : You got off easy. Sometimes he pats my bum.

• Lacey Burrows : So you are telling me you just bought 30 boxes of something and you don't even know what?

  Brent Leroy : Hey, aren't you going to ask me why I'm not wearing my work shirt?

  Lacey Burrows : [about the salesman]  Because that guy told you not to?

  Brent Leroy : It slipped off the hook and then into the garbage and then out to the dumpster and hauled away.

  Lacey Burrows : You know, Brent, I'm a little more concerned about you getting pushed around by this guy.

  Brent Leroy : Yeah, I ordered a new one. Should be here soon.

  Lacey Burrows : Okay, are you just making up my side of this conversation?

  Brent Leroy : A little hungry, yeah.

• Hank Yarbo : I'm gonna fake some UFO crop circles tonight, freak people out. You want in?

  Brent Leroy : Intriguing. How do we do it?

  Hank Yarbo : Well, we...

  Brent Leroy : You lost me.

• [Brent's new, black gas station uniform shirt inspires him to take on a too-cool attitude] 

  Gas Customer : Yeah, so it was cloudy this morning, but it looks like it's clearing up.

  Brent Leroy : Whoopty ding.

  Gas Customer : Pardon?

  Brent Leroy : You heard me.

  [inside Corner Gas, Lacey stares at Brent through a window] 

  Wanda Dollard : Drool much?

  Lacey Burrows : I am not drooling.

  Wanda Dollard : Whatever you say, Droolie, but you like this new bad boy Brent, don'tcha?

  Lacey Burrows : Brent a bad boy? The same Brent who won't eat crunchy peanut butter because, and I quote, "it feels lumpish and bumply"?

  Wanda Dollard : That was Blue Shirt Brent. Black Shirt Brent would eat crunchy peanut butter right off the spoon, no bread. He's a bad boy and you like it.

• Brent Leroy : You spent the night making dirt circles.

  Hank Yarbo : Well, I can't wait for crops. I wanna freak people out now.

  Brent Leroy : So pretend to read a book.

  Hank Yarbo : Huh?

  Brent Leroy : Look, you don't have to do much to rattle people. Like I'm wearing this new shirt. Suddenly everybody's all edgy and nervous around me. I'm playing it up too, being all sullen and aloof like the Fonz.

  Hank Yarbo : Huh. What kind of book?

  Brent Leroy : [sigh]  Doesn't matter. Just make sure you're holding it right-side up.

  Hank Yarbo : Eh, sounds complicated. I'm sticking with the UFO thing.

• Hank Yarbo : Hey, anyone mention those mysterious crop circles over at Booch's farm? Eh? Heh heh. Karen's gonna be freaked out. I made 'em last night.

  Brent Leroy : It's the middle of May. I mean correct me if I'm wrong, but if you wanna make crop circles, don't you need a crop?

  Hank Yarbo : There's crops. Kinda.

  [Cut to Hank trying to make crop circles in a field of dirt]