Corner Gas (TV Series)

Dark Circles (2007)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

Quotes 

• Salesman : [at Corner Gas]  I like you. I'm gonna put you down for 20 boxes.

  Brent Leroy : 20? I can't afford...

  Salesman : I'm doing you a favour, but no discount unless you order 30 boxes.

  Brent Leroy : No, what I want is...

  Salesman : [writing purchase order]  - 30 boxes. You got it. Nice doing business with you, buddy boy.

  [he passes Lacey on his way out] 

  Lacey Burrows : That guy just winked at me.

  Brent Leroy : You got off easy. Sometimes he pats my bum.

• Lacey Burrows : So you are telling me you just bought 30 boxes of something and you don't even know what?

  Brent Leroy : Hey, aren't you going to ask me why I'm not wearing my work shirt?

  Lacey Burrows : [about the salesman]  Because that guy told you not to?

  Brent Leroy : It slipped off the hook and then into the garbage and then out to the dumpster and hauled away.

  Lacey Burrows : You know, Brent, I'm a little more concerned about you getting pushed around by this guy.

  Brent Leroy : Yeah, I ordered a new one. Should be here soon.

  Lacey Burrows : Okay, are you just making up my side of this conversation?

  Brent Leroy : A little hungry, yeah.

• [Brent's new, black gas station uniform shirt inspires him to take on a too-cool attitude] 

  Gas Customer : Yeah, so it was cloudy this morning, but it looks like it's clearing up.

  Brent Leroy : Whoopty ding.

  Gas Customer : Pardon?

  Brent Leroy : You heard me.

  [inside Corner Gas, Lacey stares at Brent through a window] 

  Wanda Dollard : Drool much?

  Lacey Burrows : I am not drooling.

  Wanda Dollard : Whatever you say, Droolie, but you like this new bad boy Brent, don'tcha?

  Lacey Burrows : Brent a bad boy? The same Brent who won't eat crunchy peanut butter because, and I quote, "it feels lumpish and bumply"?

  Wanda Dollard : That was Blue Shirt Brent. Black Shirt Brent would eat crunchy peanut butter right off the spoon, no bread. He's a bad boy and you like it.

• Lacey Burrows : Do you notice anything odd about Brent?

  Wanda Dollard : 40 year old dude who reads comic books, he has a 12 pound head, his nose whistles. How much time you got?

  Lacey Burrows : Aw, you know, he just seems different lately. He's not his usual happy-go-lucky... well, goofy-go-lucky... goofy-go-lazy... you know, he's just not himself.