Corner Gas (TV Series)

Dark Circles (2007)

Tim Allen: Gas Customer

Quotes 

• [Brent's new, black gas station uniform shirt inspires him to take on a too-cool attitude] 

  Gas Customer : Yeah, so it was cloudy this morning, but it looks like it's clearing up.

  Brent Leroy : Whoopty ding.

  Gas Customer : Pardon?

  Brent Leroy : You heard me.

  [inside Corner Gas, Lacey stares at Brent through a window] 

  Wanda Dollard : Drool much?

  Lacey Burrows : I am not drooling.

  Wanda Dollard : Whatever you say, Droolie, but you like this new bad boy Brent, don'tcha?

  Lacey Burrows : Brent a bad boy? The same Brent who won't eat crunchy peanut butter because, and I quote, "it feels lumpish and bumply"?

  Wanda Dollard : That was Blue Shirt Brent. Black Shirt Brent would eat crunchy peanut butter right off the spoon, no bread. He's a bad boy and you like it.