- Rusty Nail: [30:56] She gave me the finger. Now I want it. She gave it to me, I figure it's mine to keep.
- Goofy Looking Truck Driver: [43:56] Your titties are too small anyways! I like them super mongo jugs! Yeah, you heard me! Circus boobs!
- Goofy Looking Truck Driver: [43:12] Whoo-wee! That is the finest striptease I ever did see! I'm gonna throw this up on YouTube, get me a million hits.
- Melissa: Who are you?
- Goofy Looking Truck Driver: Whoever you want, sexy mama. Close them pretty eyes and pretend I'm Kenny Chesney for all I care.
- Melissa: [44:24] I don't understand. I did everything you asked!
- Rusty Nail: No, you didn't. I saw you down at the funeral parlor.
- Kayla: Mel, what is going on?
- Rusty Nail: There's a big difference between a freshly cut, live finger and one snipped from a corpse. Less blood in that one you got there. Stiffer, paler. The nail's yellowed, no nutrients, deteriorating. Want to see what a fresh one looks like? Check the glove compartment.