Corner Gas (TV Series)
Buzz Driver (2007)
Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy
Quotes
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[Oscar parks the school bus he is driving]
Oscar Leroy : All right, let's have it!
Main Student : Have what?
Oscar Leroy : The booze!
Second Student : What's booze?
Main Student : The stuff they warned us about in church group.
Oscar Leroy : Oh, don't give me the old church mouse and bookworm routine! I've seen them all before.
Main Student : Honest, Mr. Leroy, we don't have any liquor or anything bad.
Oscar Leroy : [grabbing a book] Fine. Then I'll just take this.
Main Student : That's my homework.
Oscar Leroy : Then do it at home! No reading on the bus!
Second Student : God loves you.
Oscar Leroy : Damn right he does!
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Bus Driver : When you stop the bus, you deploy the stop sign on the side. That keeps people from passing the bus while students are getting on or off.
Oscar Leroy : I won't let those punks get away with anything. Not on my watch!
Bus Driver : The kids are pretty well behaved.
Oscar Leroy : Kids are animals! They need discipline! Otherwise it's anarchy, like Lord of the Rings!
Bus Driver : You mean Lord of the Flies?
Oscar Leroy : You bet I do.
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Oscar Leroy : [reading a book] This title is misleading. Are they going to kill a mockingbird or not?