Corner Gas (TV Series)

Buzz Driver (2007)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

Quotes 

• [Wanda, who has drunk too much Haywire, an energy-boosting drink, is working in Emma's garden] 

  Brent LeRoy : [in his car]  Yo, Zippy, time to get back to your job.

  Wanda Dollard : [babbling]  It's a nice day for it. I like working outside. The sun is shining and the birds are singing and the sky is bleeding and the grass is screaming. I want to stay here.

  Brent LeRoy : Okay, well, I guess I'll just go back to Corner Gas... you know, the place that's full of Haywire.

  Wanda Dollard : [suddenly sitting in his front passenger seat]  This is nice in here. You spilled some toothpicks, 234. I counted them. Let's go. Come on!

• Hank Yarbo : Hey Wanda, you should advertise on my Hankboard!

  Wanda Dollard : Advertise what?

  Hank Yarbo : How should I care, just... is your eye twitching?

  Wanda Dollard : No!

  Brent LeRoy : Yeah! It is! That's 'cause you're loaded on Haywire. You're all zipped up on the "H"!

  Wanda Dollard : [manic]  It's got nothing to do with this crap! I just... haven't been getting enough zinc lately! Just need to eat some more broccoli. Few more pumpkin seeds... Quit gawking at me!