Corner Gas (TV Series)

Buzz Driver (2007)

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo

Quotes 

• Hank Yarbo : [in his truck]  Eat at the Ruby!

  Lacey Burrows : [behind him in her car]  Hank is not my fault!

• Hank Yarbo : Please Lacey, make me an offer, I'll take anything you got, anything.

  Lacey Burrows : Okay, I'll give you $20.

  Hank Yarbo : What? That's insulting, that's a slap in the face!

  Lacey Burrows : No, it isn't. I could give you an ACTUAL slap in the face and show you the difference.

  Hank Yarbo : Twenty's good.

• Lacey Burrows : Okay, I give up. I can't chase you around all day. I wanna get back to the Ruby and get something to eat.

  Hank Yarbo : There's the power of advertising right there! I mean, you can sell any kind of crap with a well-placed ad.

  Announcer : [voiceover]  Season 4 of Corner Gas now available on DVD!

• Hank Yarbo : Hey Wanda, you should advertise on my Hankboard!

  Wanda Dollard : Advertise what?

  Hank Yarbo : How should I care, just... is your eye twitching?

  Wanda Dollard : No!

  Brent LeRoy : Yeah! It is! That's 'cause you're loaded on Haywire. You're all zipped up on the "H"!

  Wanda Dollard : [manic]  It's got nothing to do with this crap! I just... haven't been getting enough zinc lately! Just need to eat some more broccoli. Few more pumpkin seeds... Quit gawking at me!

• [Hank has attached a billboard to the back of his pickup truck] 

  Lacey Burrows : What is that, a sail?

  Hank Yarbo : No. But that is a good idea...