Love Squirts
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- 2007
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Truly asinine
Adam & Eve's resident hack (of a decade back) Daniel Dakota interview actresses and then watches them squirt in one of the phonier depictions of this strictly porn-phenomenon.
In the BTS short subject we get to see proud squirter Sindee Jennings demonstrating outdoors (fortunately) how she can shoot a fountain of Poland Spring from her vagina 20 feet or so in a trajectory that reminded me of those slow-slow motion shots one sees in TV coverage of golf tournaments to demonstrate the swing and ball flight of top pros. She's a pro in her own right.
Listening to the b.s. these porn performers spout on the subject is dispiriting because it's all a fake gimmick akin to the "story lines" of pro rassling, e.g., Vince McMahon's WWF/WWE. The dumb scenes of humping with some squirting thrown in are not erotic and reduce the talent of actresses like Luscious Lopez and Nyomi Marcela to mere sex workers at work.
Highlight for hard-up fans is a maid fetish threesome, poorly staged by Dakota, starring Lopez opposite Laurie Vargas.
In the BTS short subject we get to see proud squirter Sindee Jennings demonstrating outdoors (fortunately) how she can shoot a fountain of Poland Spring from her vagina 20 feet or so in a trajectory that reminded me of those slow-slow motion shots one sees in TV coverage of golf tournaments to demonstrate the swing and ball flight of top pros. She's a pro in her own right.
Listening to the b.s. these porn performers spout on the subject is dispiriting because it's all a fake gimmick akin to the "story lines" of pro rassling, e.g., Vince McMahon's WWF/WWE. The dumb scenes of humping with some squirting thrown in are not erotic and reduce the talent of actresses like Luscious Lopez and Nyomi Marcela to mere sex workers at work.
Highlight for hard-up fans is a maid fetish threesome, poorly staged by Dakota, starring Lopez opposite Laurie Vargas.
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- Mar 18, 2019
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