The Final Destination (2009)

Krista Allen: MILF, Samantha

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Quotes 

• Samantha Lane : I've got my eye on you two.

• MILF : [Dee Dee puts barber cape on Samantha she's slightly gags]  Excuse me, that's--

  [chuckles] 

  MILF : That is a little-- That's a little tight

  [Dee Dee loosens the barber cape] 

  MILF : Ahem.

  Dee Dee : Uhh. Sorry.

  MILF : That's okay

  [Dee Dee starts pushing the chair up to mirror view] 

  MILF : So, Dee Dee, thank you for staying late. How long have you been cutting hair?

  Dee Dee : [chair is fully high]  Long enough.

  [chair suddenly falls down Samantha yells] 

  Dee Dee : Goddamn chair.

  [pushes the chair up again] 

  Dee Dee : I've only told them to fix it like a million times.

  [both laugh] 

• MILF : Hi, Cheyenne, I'm sorry I'm late. I had a 5:00 with Richard.

  Cheyenne : Oh, you didn't get our message? Richard's out today.

  MILF : What?

  Cheyenne : Someone got killed on his block. Dragged down the street on fire. Isn't that terrible.

  MILF : That's awful.

  [exhales] 

  MILF : So my appointment? Is there someone else that can see me?

  Cheyenne : [chuckling]  Um, its 10 to 6, and we close at 6, so, ha-ha-ha...

  MILF : I understand, I know, but the soccer game ran late, and its girls night out tonight first time in months, and I'm so looking forward to this.

  [Puts her hands in a funny pleading manner] 

  MILF : Please. Please. Uhh, look at this.

  [Pulls her long hair out] 

  Cheyenne : You're killing me.

  MILF : [laughs and runs to the hairdressing]  Thank you. Ah, thank you so much.

  [Cheyenne amusingly gives her the finger when she's out of view]