Mom (TV Series)

One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress (2020)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Marjorie : I'm an organ donor.

  Wendy : Me too.

  Bonnie : Great, but they won't take your parts until after you're dead, Cookie's trying to get Tammy's kidney while she's still alive.

• Tammy : So you're saying I'm not allowed to feel angry?

  Bonnie : No, you are allowed to feel the way you are feeling, and I know you have to work through that anger to come out on the other end, and once you do you will realize that everything in your life turned out the way it was supposed to.

  Tammy : I was *supposed* to have an aunt who abandoned me?

  Bonnie : Yeah, just like I was supposed have a mother who left me at that fire station when I was 4 years old. If I hadn't, I would've missed so many wonderful things in my life: I wouldn't have had Christy, I wouldn't have met Adam, I wouldn't have you back in my life, and my life is SO much better with you in it.

• Tammy : I got a call this morning and this woman asked 'Is this Tammy Diffendorf?' and I figure it's a telemarketer so I give her a blast of the ol' air horn I keep by my phone.

  Bonnie : That's cool! Where can I get one of those?

  Christy : [washing her hair in the sink]  At the store, Mom, next to the shampoo.

• Christy : You did it!

  Bonnie : I'm going to need you to be more specific.

  Christy : You used up my shampoo and left the empty bottle in the shower. Now I have to wash my hair in the sink with dish soap like an oil spill duck.

  Bonnie : Don't forget to get behind your wings.

• Bonnie : [flips through magazine]  Ugh, Miley, are you *ever* gonna settle down?

  Christy : [calling from upstairs]  MOM!

  Bonnie : If you do, don't have kids.