Tom Griswold: Self

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• Bob Kevoian : Thank you! I'm, uh... I'm Bob!

  Tom Griswold : And I'm Tom from the Bob & Tom Radio Show.

  [cheers and applause] 

  Bob Kevoian : You know, one of the best things about doing morning radio is getting to meet the greatest comedians in the country.

  Tom Griswold : And we've got a bunch of them for you here tonight!

  [more applause] 

  Tom Griswold : First up, he's a proud ex-Marine...

  Bob Kevoian : And the Marines are proud, and relieved, that he's no longer part of the Corps.

  [laughter] 

  Tom Griswold : This guy is just a Ritilin prescription away from being an accountant.

  [laughter] 

  Bob Kevoian : Ladies and gentlemen, from Boca Raton, Florida, Greg Hahn!

  [cheers and applause]