Roy Wood Jr.: Self

Quotes 

• Roy Wood Jr. : I suck at love. You ever been on a date so bad, the girl make you drop her off at another dude's house?

• [about people who try to pressure him into writing his will] 

  Roy Wood Jr. : There's nothing more depressing than to sit down to make a list of all the things you want to give away when you die, only to discover that you don't have anything to give away.

  [laughter] 

  Roy Wood Jr. : I have nothing! My God. Twenty-eight years old, and the only things I have are a George Foreman grill and a "Shrek 2" DVD.

• [about getting kicked out of a Career Day] 

  Roy Wood Jr. : I said "listen up, two or three of you got some potential, but reality is half of you bastards ain't gonna make it."

  [laughter]