Quotes
A Vacation from His Senses/The Incredibly Stupid Swamp Monster/Dread Giveaway
Garfield and Friends
- Garfield: [begins showing slides of Jon's previous vacations] Last year, first day of our vacation: Entering a long tunnel. Second day of our vacation: Leaving the long tunnel. How Jon got lost in there, I'll never know.
- Garfield: [while still showing slides] Next day: Jon stops in a crummy motel for the night. Finding cockroaches in the room, Jon storms down to the lobby to complain to the manager...
- [next picture shows the motel manager is a giant cockroach]
- Garfield: Only to suddenly change his mind at the last minute.
- Garfield: [finishing up the vacation slides] Next day, or maybe next week, I really don't care by then: Jon has trouble locating off-ramp for Orlando, Florida. Nearby penguins and glaciers suggest he may have strayed a bit from the interstate.
- Garfield: [shows a picture of a beach full of people] Here's Jon's idea of an uncrowded beach. Every time I look at this shot, I get the urge to find Waldo.
- Jon Arbuckle: [after foiling another one of Garfield's attempts to mail Nermal] He's getting better. Last time, he tried to do this with carrier pigeons.
- Nermal: And then I dreamed that you threw in a new car and thousands of dollars, but still no one wanted me.
- Garfield: Sounds about right.
- Nermal: But then I realized it was just a bad dream and it never could happen.
- Garfield: Someone would have to be pretty stupid to believe something like that.
- [Jon runs by after having a bad dream]
- Jon Arbuckle: No! Don't give me away, Garfield! Stop the commercial! Don't give me away! Help!
- Garfield: See what I mean?
- [Nermal wakes up screaming]
- Jon Arbuckle: Huh? Oh, Nermal. Nermal, you were having a bad dream.
- Nermal: I was?
- Jon Arbuckle: Don't be afraid. You're safe and everything's all right. And we love you here.
- [Garfield glares]
- Jon Arbuckle: Well... some of us do.