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Garfield and Friends (TV Series)
Sound Judgement/Gross Encounters/The Perils of Penelope (1992)
Lorenzo Music: Garfield
Quotes
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[while searching the sound effects department, Garfield finds a letter attached to a chair]
Garfield : [reads letter] "Dear Somebody, I quit. Got better offer doing sword noises for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Take your crummy job and..."
[crumbles the letter]
Garfield : Well, we don't have to read the rest of this.
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Garfield : [as Odie messes up the sound effects] Oh, boy. This is what you get when you hire someone who used to rent his brain out to model for raisins.
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Nermal : You'll probably even be upset I ate all the lasagna in the kitchen.
Garfield : I don't care what you do, just as long as you don't... YOU DIDN'T!
[Garfield dashes into the kitchen, then furiously returns after discovering that all the lasagna has been eaten]
Nermal : Garfield. G-Garfield, now... now don't do anything we'll both regret. Especially me!
[Garfield chases Nermal out of the house]
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[Odie continues to mess up the sound effects as Garfield chases Nermal down the street]
Garfield : [to a policeman] Sorry about the bad sound effects.
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Garfield : Odie, you're fired. Nermal, you're disgusting.
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Garfield : [while walking down an alley] I haven't been down here for a while. I wonder if...
[stops and sniffs around]
Garfield : Smells like a medium thin crust pizza with meatballs, black olives, and extra cheese.
[Garfield runs off and approaches a warehouse]
Worker in glasses : Come on, will ya? We gotta get this shipment for Mexico loaded tonight!
Worker : Hey, I'm eating a medium thin crust pizza with meatballs, black olives, and extra cheese.
Garfield : Can I call 'em or what?
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Penelope : [Garfield gives her half of his pizza] Gee, you even gave me a piece with a meatball on it.
Garfield : [he and Penelope eat their pizza] Well, I'm all heart. Speaking of meatballs, you still hanging around with Brick?
Penelope : Brick's a nice guy. Sometimes.
Garfield : Oh, come on.
[Brick approaches Garfield from behind]
Garfield : Brick has muscles of steel and a head to match. He's so dumb...
Brick : How... dumb... am I?
Garfield : [turns around and bumps into Brick] You're so dumb...
Penelope : Garfield!
Garfield : Uh... You... You're going to leave me alone and not harm a hair on my little body. Bye!
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Garfield : Jon must have taken Odie out for a walk. Or maybe the other way around.
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Garfield : [to Penelope] Go find another guy, on another street or another show or something. Goodbye!
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Garfield : [to Penelope] It's not that I don't like you. I just don't like you near me.
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Garfield : Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness another Great Moment in Stupidity! Mine.
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Garfield : You take your hands off my girl!
[Brick growls]
Garfield : Did I say that?
[Penelope is smitten]
Brick : Cat, you're in big trouble.
Garfield : Sure looks that way.
[Garfield runs away and Brick chases after him]
Penelope : Brick, don't hurt him!
Garfield : Yeah, Brick, don't hurt him!
Brick : If I get my hands on you, you're a goner!
Garfield : When the man's right, he's right. I have to do something.
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[Garfield hides inside a truck from the warehouse and Brick follows. Garfield sneaks out, the truck door closes, and the truck drives off to Mexico with Brick still inside]
Garfield : Hasta la vista, el Bricko! Send me a postcard from Acapulco!