Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Taste Makes Waist/The Wolf Who Cried Boy/Day of Doom (1992)

Julie Payne: Lanolin

Quotes 

• [after Roy rings the bell] 

  Orson Pig : We're all here, Roy. Where's the wolf?

  Roy Rooster : There is no wolf! I made you all coming running!

  [Roy falls to the ground, laughing] 

  Orson Pig : That's not funny, Roy.

  Roy Rooster : For you, probably not. But for me, it's a scream!

  Bo : Like, don't do that again, Roy.

  Lanolin : Or we'll make sure that the farmer's wife gets a new feather duster... you.

• [Roy rings the bell again, his friends run back only to find him laughing on the ground] 

  Lanolin : Roy!

  Orson Pig : Roy, we don't find this very funny.

  Roy Rooster : You're not supposed to find this very funny. I'M supposed to find it very funny!

• Roy Rooster : I gotta get help!

  [rings the bell] 

  Roy Rooster : The wolf! Help! The wolf! Wolf! Wolf!

  [Lanolin and Bo hear Roy while tending to their crops] 

  Lanolin : It's Roy again.

  Bo : Bummer.

  [Lanolin and Bo resume their chores while Orson sits down with Booker and Sheldon, who also hear Roy] 

  Booker : We're not falling for it again.

  Wade Duck : [runs by]  I am. Help! Possible wolof! Possible but not probable! Help! Wolof!

• Roy Rooster : Attention, everyone! There is a wolf in the barnyard! Repeat: A wolf in the barnyard!

  [Orson, Booker, and Sheldon continue to ignore Roy] 

  Sheldon : Why doesn't he give up?

  Booker : Tell us the story of The Wolf Who Cried Boy, Orson.

  Orson Pig : Okay. Well, uh, once upon a time, there was a family of wolves. They lived in peace in their little valley. In fact, the only thing they feared was the occasional appearance of a hunter. Every night, one of them would stand guard while the others slept. For some reason, he thought it would be fun to play a trick on the others. He yelled, "Boy! Boy! There's a boy coming!" And then he laughed as they all ran in terror. It was so much fun that the next night, he did it again. "Boy coming!" he cried. "There's a boy coming!" And once again, he scared all his friends. And once again, he laughed and laughed. But this time, they all determined never to fall for his lies again. Now the next night when he was on guard, he happened to look over in the bushes and there he saw a young boy out hunting. "Boy!" he yelled. "There's a boy coming!" But none of the other wolves believed him. They learned not to trust a word he said. And so there was no one to help him when...

  [hears Roy still ringing the bell and realizes something] 

  Orson Pig : When...

  Sheldon : What's wrong, Orson?

  Orson Pig : What's wrong is that even a liar sometimes tells the truth! Come on! We better go check!

  [Orson runs off, Booker and Sheldon follow him. They soon past Bo and Lanolin] 

  Orson Pig : Bo! Lanolin! Roy might be telling the truth!

  Lanolin : Roy? Telling the truth?

  Bo : Whoa, that's, like, pretty low, man. Even for him.

• Orson Pig : Well, we hope you learned your lesson, Roy.

  Lanolin : Yeah, when you lie, folks stop believing you about everything.

  Roy Rooster : [exhausted]  I've reformed. I'll never lie again.

  Sheldon : Can we believe you about that?

  Roy Rooster : Probably not.