The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Tiptonline (2007)

Brenda Song: London Tipton

Quotes 

• London Tipton : [singing the theme song to her web show]  London Tipton's really great. Really great, really great. London Tipton's really great and deserves the opposite of hate which is love!

• London Tipton : [to Chelsea]  Okay, imagine I set you up with a blind date with Cody.

  Chelsea : Ew, he's poor.

  London Tipton : I know. Just pretend.

• London Tipton : [to Chelsea]  I understand you brought us a clip!

  Chelsea : That's right! It's sparkly and shaped like a butterfly. Can I show everyone how hideous it looks on that little blond nerd?

  Cody Martin : Hey! No, this little blond nerd still has blisters from those heels you made me wear!

• Cody Martin : [to London]  I quit!

  London Tipton : What? You can't quit!

  Cody Martin : Oh, yeah? Then what do you call me leaving and never coming back?

  London Tipton : This is no time for trick questions!

• Chelsea : Welcome to "Yay Me! Starring London Tipton!"

  [pauses] 

  London Tipton : [whispering]  You're supposed to say, "Here's... London!"

  Chelsea : Oh, but you're not here. You're there.

• London Tipton : Our first guest today is... is...?

  Chelsea : What?

  London Tipton : When I say, "Is, is," you're supposed to tell me what to say like Cody does or I look stupid on the air!

  Chelsea : Uh, too late.