Rugrats (TV Series)

The Santa Experience (1992)

Michael Bell: Drew Pickles, Chas Finster, Department Store Santa

Quotes 

• Chaz : When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.

• Chas Finster : When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.

• Drew Pickles : Hello? Yeah, this is Drew Pickles.

  Barney Stephenson : Pickles, this is Barney Stephenson from Santa Experience. I'm calling about my car

  [Pours milk into cup] 

  Barney Stephenson : . You see, my car broke down and I can't make it. Can we reschedule? Mr. Pickles?

  Drew Pickles : What do you mean you can't make it?

  Barney Stephenson : I hate Christmas.