The Flash (TV Series)

So Long and Goodnight (2020)

Eric Nenninger: Joseph Carver

Quotes 

• Joseph Carver : Whatever you think I've done, it's a million times worse. I can eliminate anyone, anywhere. And that includes you... or your lovely companion, Ms. Horton. Even that precious little baby of yours.

  [Joe slugs him] 

• Joseph Carver : When my private security said I had a guest, the last person I expected to see was Captain Joe West. I suppose you're here on urgent police business.

  Joe West : Personal. You made it that way when you tried to kill me. Twice.

  Joseph Carver : I have no idea what you're talking about.

  Joe West : Peter Merkel, Rag Doll; last he was seen was breaking into McCulloch Technologies. That was about a year ago.

  Joseph Carver : Yes. We have had a number of security issues lately, as I'm sure you're aware.

  Joe West : Yeah, the strange thing is the CCPD never apprehended him. He just vanished. Until today. Do you know anything about that?

  Joseph Carver : Sounds like you've crafted some very interesting narratives about me, Captain West.

  Joe West : Hmm.

  Joseph Carver : It even sounds like you're saying I hired someone to pop out of a box to assassinate you.

  Joe West : I didn't say that Rag Doll popped out of a box.

  Joseph Carver : [snapping]  Damn. And I was doing so well. You've been a pain in the ass, Captain. And you've taken up far too much of my time. So, I'm gonna make you a one-time-only offer. I will call off Merkel, and all you have to do is walk out that door and leave me alone forever.

  Joe West : I'll make a counter-offer.

  [taking out his phone, revealing he's been recording the conversation] 

  Joe West : You spend 80 years in Iron Heights for attempting to assassinate a precinct captain.

  Joseph Carver : Technology is a fickle mistress.

  [as he presses a pair of buttons on his watch, the lights flicker and the recording is erased] 

  Joseph Carver : A localized EMP pulse. And one of the advantages of owning the most advanced technological institution in the world.

• Eva McCulloch : Hello, Joseph. You're a hard man to get a hold of.

  Joseph Carver : That's on purpose.

  [about to smash the mirror] 

  Eva McCulloch : Wait. I just have one little thing I need from you... an apology.

  Joseph Carver : Seriously? That's what this is about?

  Eva McCulloch : I wanted to help the world. Now you're destroying it.

  Joseph Carver : I am keeping it safe.

  Eva McCulloch : You let me rot in here while you took everything I created. I had a vision for humankind.

  Joseph Carver : So did I! And now I'm making it a reality.

  Eva McCulloch : This is your last chance, Joseph.

  Joseph Carver : Threats are for real people, Eva, not phantoms, because that's what you are. And me... Darling... I'm untouchable. Literally.

  [smashes the mirror] 

• Joseph Carver : Sunshine keeping quiet?

  Maurice : Our sources confirms she hasn't said a word since her arrest yesterday. But Captain West won't stop making noise. He is obsessed with connecting you to Sunshine, Ultraviolet, and Dr. Light.

  Joseph Carver : That won't matter much longer.