- While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.
- Guillermo's amateur vampire hunting group go after a house full of vampires, and Guillermo worries that they're targeting the residence so he goes along to try to sabotage his newfound friends. Meanwhile, Nandor gets a chain email curse, and he and the other vampires fear for their undead lives.—Gislef
- Nandor takes out a chest holding his correspondence for the past 750 years and reads his old letters. He has Guillermo bring him his laptop so he can see if he's received any emails in the last decade, and Nandor asks Guillermo to take his cloaks to be laundered before he goes on his own errands. The computer goes into sleep mode and doesn't "arise" when Nandor commands it to.
Later, Guillermo goes to another meeting of the amateur vampire hunters and brings some wooden stakes so they can practice slaying vampires. Guillermo plans to sabotage whatever plans the group has, Derek announces that they're going to do their first official hunt and they're going to go after the vampires that turned Shanice's roommate. They've identified the residence and Guillermo says that normal humans live there. The group is going there that night and Guillermo tries to stop them, but they refuse and head for the residence. Guillermo hyperventilates and Derek figures that he's doing breathing exercises.
Nandor finally enters his password while Colin reads a newspaper and kibitzes. There are two emails for Nandor: one is a movie screening from 2009. The other is a chain email "curse" and Nandor takes it seriously. He calls to Nadja and Laszlo. Laszlo figures that they're fucked, and Nadja and her doll both admit that curses hit people where they hurt.
The vampire hunter take Derek's mother's van to the residence, and Guillermo has no choice but to go along.
Laszlo figures that if they forward the email to ten other people, the curse will be lifted. They come up with two email addresses to send it to.
The group drive the van to the residence, and Guillermo suggests that they do it the next day, during the day. Guillermo manages to call the vampires, and the answering machine picks up when they hesitate to answer it for fear of the curse. The familiar leaves a message for them to get out of the residence, and the vampires figure the warning is part of the curse. When Nadja tries to send the email back, they get a "reply" from mailer-daemon and recoil in terror.
The vampires go to Colin's room to get his email address, and they finally explain why they want it. Colin plays along and gives them his email address.
The group arrives at the house, and when Guillermo sees it he realizes that it's not the residence. He figures that there are no vampires in the house. The hunters put camera helmets on, find a key hidden by the front door, and go in. Guillermo suggests that they go, but the rest of the group split up to look for the vampires. He reluctantly goes with Hanice, and they hear something moving upstairs. They find a bedroom with two sleeping children, and Hanice figures that they're normal. The children wake up and speed toward them, and Hanice and Guillermo run. They run into a room with another vampire, flee, and finds yet another vampire in the foyer, twirling Derek on one finger. The vampire drops Derek.
Colin tells the other vampires that when they get his email, he'll get their and they'll be signed up for his email newsletter. Bored, they finally leave.
Hanice ducks into closet and finds more vampires there. They chase her and Guillermo to a room where Claude is checking records, and more vampires attack them. Guillermo gets out and hears screams behind him from the house, and goes back for his new friends. Derek is fighting a vampire and shoots himself in the foot with a crossbow bolt. Guillermo kills the vampire attacking him and tells Derek to get out, and kills more vampires. More vampires are attacking Hanice, and Guillermo shoves her out a second-story window then falls out behind her. The vampires go for the camera crew, which run out of the house in terror.
Guillermo and Hanice land in the bushes outside as the crew joins them, and they drive off with the survivors. They figure they still have to get the van back to Derek's mother.
Nandor sends the ten emails out, and they hear something working at the front door. Laszlo goes to investigate and the others follow him. A blood-covered Guillermo comes in and says that the door was stuck again. Laszlo figures that Guillermo was at a concert because it looks like Guillermo is wearing a tie-dyed shirt, and Guillermo agrees rather than reveal he's been vampire hunting. He picked up some money and Nandor figures that it's unforeseen riches promises in the curse email. The vampires figure they lifted the curse and hug each other, and Guillermo tries to join in even though he has no idea what is going on.
As the vampires get into their coffins, Nandor tells Guillermo that while he was out, the rest of them were in serious danger because of Guillermo's laptop. Guillermo apologizes, and Nandor asks Guillermo to stay for a few moments until he falls asleep. The vampire says that he doesn't want to be murdered in his slumber even though they defeated the curse, but with all the stories of vampires being murdered he feels less fearless than usual. Guillermo promises to stay and Nandor thanks him. Guillermo shuts the coffin lid, take off his coat, and sits down.
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