Quotes
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Chas Finster : Oh look, Boris, your play made the front page! "Synagogue Seniors Stage Meaning of Chanukah."
Grandpa Boris : [looks at newspaper] Wonderful! They took my picture for this. Oy gevalt! They used Shlomo's picture instead of mine!
Chas Finster : What's a "Shlomo?"
Didi Pickles : He's an old friend of Boris from his school days back in Russia.
Grandpa Boris : What friend? Ever since we were young, he always tried to outdo me. I caught a smelt, he caught a sturgeon. I caught a cold, he caught the pneumonia. I start a family, he starts his "fancy-shmancy" business.
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Didi Pickles : Pop, Stu, it's time for the fair!
Stu : [bursts out the door, covered in soot] You go on ahead, Deed! It needs a few minor adjustments. I'll meet you over at the church!
Grandpa Lou : [while putting out a fire] It's a synagogue, Chanukah boy!
Stu : Right, right, I knew that.
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Minka : If Shlomo and Boris make it through tonight's performance without killing each other, that will be the miracle of Chanukah.
