Quotes
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Didi Pickles : Pop, Stu, it's time for the fair!
Stu : [bursts out the door, covered in soot] You go on ahead, Deed! It needs a few minor adjustments. I'll meet you over at the church!
Grandpa Lou : [while putting out a fire] It's a synagogue, Chanukah boy!
Stu : Right, right, I knew that.
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Rabbi : Now, remember, everyone, when Mr. Pickles lights the menorah, we... Oyde, where's Mr. Pickles?
[Cut to Stu and Grandpa driving slowly]
Stu : I can't believe how slow this traffic is moving.
Grandpa Lou : [sighs and rolls his eyes]
[pull out to reveal the car is somehow in a Christmas parade]
Parade Crooner : Deck the halls with bough...
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Grandpa Lou : I thought the rabbi just wanted the thing fixed for the end of the Chanukah play, Stu, not reinvented!
Stu : I know, pop, but I want Tommy to be proud of his heritage. Besides, I want to show Didi I'm really supportive of Chanukah.
Grandpa Lou : Well, if you ask me, you're overdoin' it.
Stu : Ha! When this baby fires up, they won't say I overdid it. They'll say I'm a genius.
