Rugrats (TV Series)

Chanukah (1996)

Alan Rachins: Lowell, Greek Bully, Donut Man

Quotes 

• Rabbi : Attention, everybody! Fred King is sick tonight, so Lowell Onsteen will be playing the part of the village kvetch.

  Lowell : [disappointed]  Village kvetch? You said I'd be playing the part of the king!

  Rabbi : I said you'd be replacing Mr. King.

• Lowell : To be, or... Maccabee! That is the question!