Rugrats (TV Series)

Chanukah (1996)

Kath Soucie: Phil DeVille, Lil DeVille

Quotes 

• Tommy : I don't get it. We've looked everywhere.

  Phil : It's hard to find the meanie of Chanukah.

  Chuckie : Well, look on the bright side.

  Chuckie : [the lights dim]  Never mind.

• Phil : Hail, Lillian!

  Lil : Hail, Philistine!

• Phil : Wow, this place is worser than our room, Lillian.

  Lil : I don't know, Philip. I can still see the floor...

• Phil : What is it?

  Tommy : I don't know. But every night I have to wear a funny hat while Grandpa Boris says some stuff I don't understand and Mommy lights another candle.

  Chuckie : Sounds scary.

  Tommy : Yeah. But then I get a present.

• Phil , Lil : The Meanie of Chanukah!

  Chuckie : No wonder your grandpa doesn't want to play with him. I had to play with a meanie in day-care once.

  Tommy : Oh, what happened?

  Chuckie : First he made me lick the slide, and then he hugged me from the monkey bars, and then he put a worm on my head.

  Tommy : Oh, you don't think he'll do that to my grandpa, do you?

  Chuckie : If it's a growed-up meanie, it'll be much worser than that, Tommy.

  Tommy : What happened to the meanie at day-care?

  Chuckie : The teacher came over and dug me out of the sand. And then she made us both take a nap.

  Tommy : That's it, then! We've got to put the Meanie of Chanukah down for a nap!

  Chuckie : Ugh, me and my big mouth.

• Lil : [chewing on a dreidel]  Hey, Tommy, these cradles don't taste like clay.

  Phil : [holds some chocolate money]  And these moneys don't taste as good as the ones under the couch.

• Lil : [Angelica is on top of a human pyramid formed by the babies to watch TV, Lil is bearing her weight]  Careful Angelica, that's my soft spot!

  Angelica : Your whole *head* is a soft spot!