- Georgie Cooper: [Reading from a list on how to get rich] "Sell blood or other non-vital organs".
- George Cooper Sr.: Hmm, give 'em your brain. You're not using it.
- Sheldon Cooper: [laughs awkwardly]
- George Cooper Sr.: I think that's the only time I've ever heard you laugh.
- Sheldon Cooper: That's the only time you've ever been funny.
- George Cooper Sr.: You've just got to get out of your head. You're thinking too much.
- Missy Cooper: I promise, thinking too much has never been my problem.
- George Cooper Sr.: Did you know that Sheldon and Georgie are working on something together?
- Mary Cooper: That's nice. And guess what? Missy asked me if she could wear a cross. She's in her bedroom saying prayers right now!
- George Cooper Sr.: Hmm... I don't like it.
- Mary Cooper: What are you talking about? Our kids are behaving.
- George Cooper Sr.: Exactly. Something bad's gonna happen.
- Mary Cooper: Why can't you just be thankful?
- George Cooper Sr.: Because that's when life kicks you right in the plums, Mary!