David Spade: Self - Host

Quotes 

• David Spade : Drake spent a million dollars on a heart shaped diamond necklace for... Drake, himself

  [laughs along with the audience] 

  David Spade : Yeah. I thought my solid gold Baby Yoda necklace was a waste of money. It was, it was actual size, Baby Yoda. The obvious question is: should we rob him?

• Kevin Nealon : Does the Queen have a candle?

  David Spade : Crossing my fingers, no.

• Jeremiah Watkins : Yeah, yeah, Jeffrey Epstein is like Tupac, he's releasing islands, like eh...

  David Spade : Like albums? I'm gonna help you on that one. But we'll still cut it.