- Gwen Cooper: Have you ever eaten alien meat?
- Captain Jack Harkness: Yeah.
- Gwen Cooper: What was it like?
- Captain Jack Harkness: Well, *he* seemed to enjoy it...
- Captain Jack Harkness: Before we get ahead of ourselves, we're talking about dodgy pies in Merthyr, okay? And the fact that they're cutting it up alive - which we could've put a stop to already if it wasn't for you.
- Rhys Williams: I thought that my fiancée was in danger!
- Captain Jack Harkness: Well, Mr. Caveman, she wasn't. She can handle herself.
- Gwen Cooper: [warningly] Jack.
- Captain Jack Harkness: All you did tonight was mess things up. Now we have to think of a way to get back in, and thanks to you, they'll have tightened security!
- Rhys Williams: Well, if you stopped, and asked me exactly what I saw in there instead of showin' off 'round the place...
- Captain Jack Harkness: [to Ianto] Do I show off?
- Ianto Jones: [nods] Just a bit.
- Rhys Williams: ...you'd know that I got out by tellin' them I wanted a job - as a delivery boy. So rather than 'cock things up', I found you a way to get in, but if you can't handle that, big boy, then you can stuff it!
- Captain Jack Harkness: [pause, looks at Gwen] This is quite homoerotic.
- Ianto Jones: Did you bring the alarm deactivator?
- Ianto Jones: [Owen shoots the alarm panel] Well that's one way of doing it.
- Captain Jack Harkness: [talking about the alien] We're going to save it. Stabilize it, wait for the rift to open, and, fwooh, send it back.
- Ianto Jones: ...And guess who'll have to look after it in the meantime?
- [later, at the end of the meeting]
- Captain Jack Harkness: We are doing this. That's an order.
- Owen Harper: Fine.
- Ianto Jones: I'll stock up on plankton.
- Owen Harper: So the protein chains are regenerating despite the mutilation, so not only is it replenishing its own flesh, but it's increasing it, giving them a brand new meat supply.
- Gwen Cooper: It will last them for years, then.
- Toshiko Sato: If we understood how it worked, we could feed the whole world!
- Ianto Jones: [deadpan] We could release a single!
- Ianto Jones: Pizza's arrived. I presumed it would be a late one.
- Owen Harper: What did you get me?
- Ianto Jones: Your usual, Meat Feast.
- Owen Harper: [Owen looks disdainfully at alien meat he's examining] Lovely.
- Captain Jack Harkness: Stun guns only.
- Owen Harper: We've handled bigger than this. Why don't we just storm in, guns in the air, and arrest them?
- Captain Jack Harkness: Those men aren't organized criminals. If we go in, guns blazing, they'll kill the evidence and run.
- Owen Harper: Well, I wasn't suggesting blazing, just waving.
- Ianto Jones: Well, this is unprecedented. The fiancé finding out.
- Toshiko Sato: Mainly because we're all sad and single.