The Rite (2011)
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette: Eddie
Quotes
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Eddie : Wait-wait-wait-wait, wait. S... seminary school, really? What, is this your way of tellin' me that you're gay?
[Michael looks angrily at Eddie]
Eddie : I'm just joking. Okay? Joke.
Michael Kovak : You don't get it. In my family, you're either a mortician or a priest. That's it.
Eddie : Well, then change your name.
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Michael Kovak : Dude, I've looked into it. Four-year degree before you even take your first vows. If it doesn't work out, I can always leave.
Eddie : Wow. Such faith.
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Nina : [gives Michael and Eddie two beers] These are on the house.
Eddie : Wow.
Michael Kovak : You gonna get heat for giving away beers?
Nina : Not if they don't know.
Eddie : How about for banging the customers?
Nina : Screw you, Eddie.
[to Michael]
Nina : Drink up. I'm off in ten. Lickety-split.
Eddie : Lickety-split? Pbb. You better make the most of that, before they chop your wiener off.
[they cheer and clank bottles]
Eddie : Goodbye wiener.