- Clayface: [trying to fool Grandma Wolf] Oi! Pudding. It is I, Grandfather Wolf.
- Dr. Psycho: Okay. First, that's a MALE wolf dressed like an elderly human female! Second, why is your wolf Jewish?
- Clayface: I took a swing.
- King Shark: People ask me who would win between a wolf and a shark.
- [spits out a bone]
- King Shark: It's a shark.
- [Ivy becomes a giant]
- Dr. Psycho: [gets excited] Thirty dollars if you put me in your pocket!
- [everyone stares at him]
- Dr. Psycho: What? I got a type. You know this.
- Poison Ivy: You know what? You're really taking the romance out of it when you just call it "my plant control thing".
- King Shark: Uh, I hate to be a downer, but we are completely and utterly screwed. Oh, I wore that well. Umm, maybe I don't hate being a downer. Ooh, maybe I shouldn't feel so much pressure to put a positive spin on things.