- Dr. Katz: So they dictate the tempo and the pace of your life, these dogs?
- Merrill Markoe: Well, they've been moving meal time. Every day, they move meal time down another half an hour.
- Dr. Katz: Umm-hmm.
- Merrill Markoe: It used to be at, like at nine in the morning and now it's at 7:30 in the morning and they're trying to move it to seven.
- Dr. Katz: It's like the early-bird special, I think. That's what they're looking for.
- Merrill Markoe: I think they think that if they keep moving it a little bit each day earlier and earlier, there's some sort of a quantum physics moment where all meal times meet and it's all one continuous meal.
- Dana: I mean, I've been a comedian for a long, long time. And I always used to complain: "It's so stressful! It's such a stressful job. It's so stressful!" And then I thought, you know what, grow up. Is there ANY job that ISN'T stressful?
- Dr. Katz: Right.
- Dana: I mean, what job out there doesn't stress you out of your mind? And then one night, I was actually performing and a guy shouted out, "Bingo caller!" And then I thought, "Okay, yeah, there's ONE. Bingo caller. ONE."
- Dr. Katz: Right.
- Dana: And then I thought, no, wait a minute, Bingo caller? Every day, you go to work and have the hopes and dreams of helpless, countless and elderly people resting on your every move?
- [as old person]
- Dana: "I-7, I need my medicine!"
- [as Bingo caller]
- Dana: "N-3."
- [as old person]
- Dana: "I hate you!"