Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Radio Katz (1999)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Dom Irrera : I love my uncle.

  Dr. Katz : Mm-hmm.

  Dom Irrera : A bad kisser, but a good guy.

  Dr. Katz : This is Aunt Yola's husband?

  Dom Irrera : Yeah, my uncle Tony.

  Dr. Katz : Yeah.

  Dom Irrera : He was a guy that, uh, he hated everybody. He hated Julius Irving. He hated "The Doctor". He said, "The Doctor? What the hell did he ever cure?" He said, "He was the doctor of my ASS, that's what he was the doctor of." And I always tried to get that image out of my mind, of Julius Irving working on my uncle's ass.

• Dr. Katz : [after the radio show concludes]  I, uh... I hope that I haven't cheapened what I do in any way.

  Laura the Receptionist : Oh, you definitely have.

  Dr. Katz : [giggles]  K. Let me hope for something else, then. I hope nobody got hurt.

• Dom Irrera : I look at some of these guys, these athletes, and when they let themselves go, the body, it's... do you remember Buster Douglas?

  Dr. Katz : Oh, yes I do. The boxer.

  Dom Irrera : Well, he beat Mike Tyson, remember?

  Dr. Katz : Right.

  Dom Irrera : And then I see him, he fights Evander Holyfield, he had, like, a beer belly, and he had, like, those big Buddha tits. I mean, his nipples are pointing straight to the ground. Isn't that a bad sign? I'm not a boxing expert, or a nipple expert, but when you're about to climb into the ring against a world class heavyweight, your nipples better be kinda perky, you know what I mean? You better have two little rigid Raisenettes jettin' out of your chest. That's all I'm saying.

  Dr. Katz : I couldn't agree more.