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This is the review for the awfully lame Canadian TV show, Family biz, or should I say, the Family Abysmal. This is about 3 kids who were very used to having the house to themselves, and now, their own father is cramping their style by treating them like a corporate business, just like his old job, before he got fired. Now, for the complaints. First, the actors that were hired for the roles, they do their best, and yet, they fail to do so. Next, I think the director should reconsider about what the actors are doing and make it better, or hire new actors, because these ones aren't working properly. If a new screenwriter were to be hired, make some lines that actually make sense, and are funny, then I might consider watching it, but if it's the same thing over and over again, then I won't watch it, at all. The TV shows I'd rather watch are The Simpsons, Family guy, American dad!, and the Cleveland show. Now those are comedy sitcoms, they're funny, and not like an expensive, corporate business. Just don't watch this show, watch something that has substance and humour, like Big Time Rush, or Spongebob, or Beyblade Metal Fusion and Metal Masters.

Here's a review about Family Biz, the terrible new sitcom on YTV. It's an aBIZmal new show. It is HORRIBLE in my mind! I'll tell you why.

The actors are all given damn gutter dialogue! They all try hard with the scripts they've been given, but they can't pull it off, man! First there's the dad, Dave Keller, the real family knucklehead. He's so stupid in his role, because you can't ever tell if the fool is serious or just making a bad joke. Then the son, Eli, who always tries to look cool but just ends up looking like an idiot, again like he always does. Then the horrible older daughter, Avalon, who begs to be popular, but sadly, she isn't. Then the younger daughter, Ronnie, who almost always outwits her dumb siblings. Then the mom, Anna, who's the BEST actor in the show. She can't really act either, but she does a better job than the rest of the cast!

I watched about 2 or 3 episodes, and that's all I'm ever going to watch of this rubbish. I'd rather go to jail than watch another episode of Family Biz, even one. This is an abysmal show. Please, never watch this!