Goku: My old master likes girly magazines. We'll get you some!
Gohan: Oh boy! Uh, dad...
Supreme Kai: Goku, please! How inappropriate!
Elder Kai: Hmph! I have no need for such things... With my omniscient vision, I can see girls playing volleyball on the beach!
Supreme Kai: You call yourself a Kai?
Goku: Hey, old man! How 'bout we get you a date with a real live Earth woman?
Elder Kai: Is she a good kisser?
Goku: Yeah, of course.
[the Old Kai cackles]
Goku: [to himself] What luck! This guy's just like Master Roshi!
Gohan: Dad, are you nuts? How are you going to find someone that wants to kiss that guy?
Goku: Hey, don't worry. I can't go back to Earth, but YOU can. This is all too simple. You can handle it, son. It might require a little sacrifice, though. Can you get Videl to do it?
Gohan: [outraged] DAD! I'm not gonna ask my girlfriend to kiss that old relic!
Goku: Okay, okay. Sheesh. Who else do we know...?