- Oscar Leroy: Hey - did you see that? A mouse just ran across the floor. It was as big as a gopher.
- Hank Yarbo: If he was as big as a gopher, you know what he might have been?
- Oscar Leroy: It wasn't a gopher! I know the difference between mice and gophers, jackass!
- Hank Yarbo: I was gonna say squirrel.
- Oscar Leroy: It was a mouse! It's the biggest mouse I've ever seen.
- Brent Leroy: Did it have boxing gloves on and bounce up and down? That mistake's been made before.