- [first lines]
- Kathy Williams: For Heaven sakes, Danny, why don't you stop pacing up and down? We're expecting a foreign exchange student - not a blessed event!
- Danny Williams: Well, it feels the same! It *is* the same thing! We're gettin' a new daughter, aren't we? It's just the same thing!
- Kathy Williams: Oh well, honey, settle down.
- Danny Williams: This whole thing is cockeyed, anyway. You're Irish, I'm Lebanese, and here I'm, pacing up and down, waitin' for the delivery of a hundred-and-ten-pound Italian!