The Curse of Blanchard Hill (2006 Video)

Jesse Babcock: Forest Ranger Fred

Quotes 

• Forest Ranger Fred : [upon seeing the corpses of two victims]  Oh my God! They're dead! Oh my God they're really dead! Why me? Why did I have to find these people? I can't believe it!

  [pukes] 

• Forest Ranger Fred : Hey you guys? I don't know about this. I think we might need to get some backup... Maybe a search team or the Marines or something.

  Detective Roger : No! That's a stupid idea. If we do that, this place'll be crawling with media, and we don't need that!

  Detective Peter : Right. It'll blow our case! If that killer has cable TV, we're done for.

  Detective Roger : He could even have extended cable.

  Detective Peter : Is that even possible in this forbidden land?

  Forest Ranger Fred : You guys, we don't even have DSL up here.

  Detective Roger : Lame.

  Detective Peter : In any case, we've got to keep quiet until we know more.

  Forest Ranger Fred : Buh... But we gotta warn them! I mean, more people could die! We gotta quarantine this place off!

  Detective Peter : Look, pal! We're the detectives, and you're the forest ranger. So you just leave us alone to do our jobs, and you do yours. Got it?