- Oscar Leroy: I can't find the Senior's Beat column. Where's that stupid woman's column?
- Emma Leroy: Her obituary is on the front page.
- Oscar Leroy: Oh, she's writing those now? Good for her!
- Lacey Burrows: [after she makes Josh Employee of the Month] Hey Josharoo.
- Josh the Cook: Hey Lacearoo.
- Brent Leroy: I think I'm going to lose my luncharoo.
- Fitzy's Grandma: Would you like to join our club? We're the Knit-Wits.
- Hank Yarbo: Oh yeah? What'd ya do?
- Fitzy's Grandma: We knit.
- Lacey Burrows: [Brent's upset after Lacey makes Josh employee of the month] You don't understand. Josh was whining about the whole employee appreciation thing.
- [cut to her talk with Josh]
- Lacey Burrows: Phil is not that great of a boss, you know? I'm a better boss than he is. I'm a pretty good boss, right? Hey, how'd you like it if I made you employee of the month?
- [Josh just shrugs and nods]
- Hank Yarbo: And this time I thought you didn't like me.
- Fitzy's Grandma: Well, we're not crazy about you, but you're better than Emma.
- Hank Yarbo: Hey, Emma, I'm looking for the model train club.
- Emma Leroy: Oh, it got cancelled. There was a derailment, no one was hurt.
- Hank Yarbo: Aw... I'm looking for a hobby. I mean, that seemed perfect - models and trains. Did any of the models show up?
- Davis Quinton: Hey, Oscar, I can't find your column.
- Oscar Leroy: It's right there, ya jackass.
- Karen Pelly: [reading] "Senior's Beat by Oscar Leroy. Pot luck sucks!" Where's the column?
- Oscar Leroy: That is the column!
- Davis Quinton: That's it?
- Oscar Leroy: Yeah, why go on about it?
- [Emma, Myrtle, and Fitzy's Grandma are at a booth at the Ruby, knitting]
- Hank Yarbo: [entering] Hey, hey, hey. What's up my knitters? Oh, what's that stitch you're doing?
- Fitzy's Grandma: Knit one, purl two, repeat.
- Hank Yarbo: And then what do you do?
- Fitzy's Grandma: ...Repeat!
- Hank Yarbo: [louder] I said, then what do you do?