- Bobby Hill: Donuts were one of life's little joys. If the government bans puppy breath and good yawns, I'll have nothing left to live for.
- Dale: I can't stand it! I gotta have a raw oyster! I never wanted them before, but now that they're contraband, I can't resist them!
- Buck Strickland: Those food bans put us right outta bidness. Turns out those trans-fats were in everything we served, even the mints.