The Boondocks (TV Series)

The Story of Catcher Freeman (2008)

Regina King: Huey Freeman, Riley Freeman

Quotes 

• Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : It was love at first sight. He was tall, he was handsome, his trapezius muscles rippled through his shirt.

  Riley Freeman : Alright, Granddad, damn, you're making me uncomfortable.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Catcher Freeman was a sexy man!

• Huey Freeman : [checking the internet to find the truth about Catcher Freeman]  Excuse me, everyone. I think we can resolve this quickly. Catcher Tobias Lynchwater, better known as Catcher Freeman, was a house slave on Colonel Lynchwater's plantation. He was also Colonel Lynchwater's son, although the Colonel never claimed him.

  Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Wait, what? Master's son? Uh uh. No, no, no, that can't be!

  Huey Freeman : He is believed to have written the first screenplay in secret, several years before the invention of the motion picture industry.

  Uncle Ruckus : What website is that? MadeUpMonkeyShit.com?

• Riley Freeman : See, that's your problem. You believe in anything somebody tells you or put in a book. See, I keep my mental mind extra secure. Nuttin' gets in.