Carol's Second Act (TV Series)
R.I.P. Dr. Herman (2020)
Jean-Luc Bilodeau: Dr. Daniel Kutcher
Quotes
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Dr. Maya Jacobs : We have an annual tradition here at Loyola, where we choose an intern to present at grand rounds.
Dr. Carol Kenney : One of us gets to present in front of all the senior doctors in the hospital?
Dr. Daniel Kutcher : And the rest of you will get to watch me do it.
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Dr. Daniel Kutcher : Dr. Gilani, could I ask for your opinion on this medical issue?
[giving her a tablet]
Dr. Daniel Kutcher : I've grouped the gifts I think Jenny would like into three categories: Romantic, Aspirational, and Things I Like.
Dr. Lexie Gilani : Romantic and Aspirational are empty.
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Jenny Kenney : My dad always wants to split a gift with my mom because he doesn't want to spoil me.
Dr. Carol Kenney : I'm not splitting a gift with your dad. He still hasn't paid me back for the mattress we got you last year.
Dr. Daniel Kutcher : That must have set you back. It is like sleeping on a cloud.
Dr. Carol Kenney : Daniel, what did we talk about?
Dr. Daniel Kutcher : [awkwardly quiet] Boundaries.
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Dr. Daniel Kutcher : Okay, here's a casual topic. What's the most impressive birthday gift you ever got from a loved one? Go.
Caleb : Well, if you're talking about birthday presents, nothing'll ever top the very first one I got: the gift of life.
Dr. Lexie Gilani : What have you given girlfriends in the past?
Dr. Daniel Kutcher : You know, the usual stuff, like a... an old sweatshirt that smells like me. And then I say "now we'll always be close."
Dr. Lexie Gilani : Yep, that tracks.
Dr. Daniel Kutcher : Okay, maybe I'm not the best at gift-giving. But this is different; I want to get Jenny something special.
Caleb : Well, girls do love it when you adopt a goat in their name.
Dr. Lexie Gilani : Honestly, I'm surprised a woman's ever touched either of you.
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Caleb : Wait, so, your ex is the reason you went to med school?
Dr. Carol Kenney : No. And that's exactly why I never told any of you.
Jenny Kenney : Yeah, that's kind of a sore spot. And now she's gonna tell you why she went to med school.
Dr. Carol Kenney : I went to med school for myself, not for revenge, not to compete with him, not because I have anything to prove.
Dr. Daniel Kutcher : Oh, like you'd have anything to prove to an anesthesiologist.
Dr. Carol Kenney : Yeah. You have two responsibilities: put people to sleep, and remember to wake them up.
Jenny Kenney : Oh. And now you've got her started on anesthesiologists. It's gonna be a while. Bye, guys.
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Dr. Lexie Gilani : Anyone know why they called us all in here?
Nurse Dennis : Uh, probably hospital stuff.
Dr. Daniel Kutcher : I bet Carol knows, since she's been spending so much time with her boyfriend and his cool older friends.
Caleb : I think it's nice Carol has people her own age to talk to. Sometimes I think it's hard for her to relate to us.
Dr. Lexie Gilani : I don't know. I'm exactly your age, and I can't relate to you at all.
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Dr. Lexie Gilani : Carol stop stalling and give us the juicy deets and the spicy meatballs about you and Lewis.
Dr. Carol Kenney : That's between us.
Caleb : How are you feeling, and did you like my presentation?
Dr. Daniel Kutcher : No one liked your presentation.
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Dr. Lexie Gilani : So, how's your quest for the perfect birthday present going?
Dr. Daniel Kutcher : Not great. I'm down to a drum set or a gift card to Jersey Mike's.
Dr. Lexie Gilani : Oof. Well, at least when she dumps you, you won't have to worry about a Christmas present.