McHale's Navy (TV Series)
Send This Ensign to Camp (1965)
Edson Stroll: Virgil Edwards
Quotes
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Lester Gruber : [the crew is looking at Ensign Parker's old summer camp photo album] Hey, who's that guy over there? The guy with the hairy knees.
Ensign Charles Parker : Huh? Oh! That's Uncle Woody. He was our camp counselor. Boy, he was a great guy. Taught me how to swim in one lesson.
Virgil Edwards : In one lesson? You're kiddin'!
Ensign Charles Parker : No, really! He just took me out on the boat in the middle of the lake and threw me in.
Willy Moss : Man, that's really the hard way!
Ensign Charles Parker : Oh, once I cut my way out of the sack, it was easy. Boy, those were the good old days.