Starscream: Ah, never before have I seen a more impressive group of lethal fighting machines. And pretty good looking, if I don't say so myself. That pompous, bag of bolt Megatron won't know what hit him! He'll be crushed in our wake!
Skywarp: Us? Against Megatron? Are you insane?
[Meekly]
Skywarp: Ah, I think I just sprang an oil leak...
Thundercracker: Silence, you fool! Megatron is a worthless pile of scrap metal compared to my genius.
Sunstorm: Brilliant observation! Brilliant! But your genius pales in comparison to the genius of our leader, the original Starscream.
Starscream: Mmm, I could listen to this one all day!
Ramjet: What are you talking about? I am the original Starscream!
Starscream: Liar! I am the original Starscream.
Ramjet: I never said I was the original Starscream.
Starscream: You just did right now.
Ramjet: No, I didn't.
Starscream: Yes, you did.
Ramjet: No, I didn't.
Starscream: Yes, you did!
Ramjet: No. I. Didn't.
Slipstream: Ohh, haven't you figured it out yet? He's a pathological liar. Each of us clones represents one aspect of your personality.
[points to each clone in turn]
Slipstream: He's a coward... he's an egomaniac... he's a suck-up... he's a liar.
Ramjet: I am not!
Starscream: So, which part of me did you come from?
Slipstream: Don't ask.
Starscream: [sigh] This is going to be a long orbital cycle.