- Anderson Cooper: I think it was right before, uh, the New Hampshire Primary, I asked you, uh, after Iowa, if you consider yourself the Democratic frontrunner. Now after New Hampsire, do you?
- Bernie Sanders: I...
- [he shrugs]
- Bernie Sanders: Who cares?
- Himself - Host: If Bernie gets elected, his inauguration is just gonna be a four-hour open house.
- [He imitates Sanders]
- Himself - Host: "Stop by, don't stop by. There'll be cheese and crackers, but, you know, maybe eat before you come."
- Himself - Host: Seriously, James Carville always looks like he was released naked into a Louisiana Goodwill and given five minutes to pick an outfit.
- Self - Host: That's right; if you just combine the votes of Buttigieg, Biden, and Klobuchar, you can beat Bernie! Now all you have to do is find a way to genetically combine them into one candidate,
- [Image of Klobuchar, Biden, and Buttigieg as a three-headed mutant]
- Self - Host: called the Klobubidebuttigar! It's that easy! And then, every time you ask it a question, it has the same answer. What should we do about healthcare?
- Buttigieg Head: We must step forward into the future.
- Klobuchar Head: I'm from Minnesota.
- Biden Head: Corn Pop was a bad dude!